foreverial:

foreverial:

in defense of my point of the Cookie Monster having wet long fingers, I think they are still hairy and furry but they are wet they were wet because he was always licking his lips and sucking on them and sucking on his wet fingers that long grinch finger long ass bitch finger mouth his answer was in his fucking mouth because he was like sucking eating the cookies and he was like he was like he wasn’t even shooting them riding down on them I’m gonna throw up

hit some sort of nerve here. you don’t like my muppet ideas — fine. i guess i just … will take this outline of a psychological erotic body horror short story about my muppet ideas, and throw it in this fucking decommissioned puppet dumpster, and set it on very hot fire. since you guys are all mean to me anyways

  

hollowtones:

My fanart of “Uni ate a whole chicken today”

  

yeahiwasintheshit:

pagingmrhermann:

Mind your business

  

xxtc-96xx:

kazooyah:

roseverdict:

pmseymourva:

pmseymourva:

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

So it’s settled? When November 2 rolls around, we’re all laying facedown and blasting Caramelldansen?

no we’re gonna put our big boy pants on and do the goddamn caramelldansen dance for once in our lives

Well I know what I’ll have to reblog on the 2nd

  

fkasocks:

Incredible things are happening in the master collection mod nexus

  

barneycalhounslutmoments:

if u give birth hard and fast enough in mid-air you get a double jump. like jumping off of yoshi in super mario world

  

ceekari:

supersoupslut69420:

cute things to say when your SO gets home from work

  

angelicguy:

step son saw my candy

  

barrebabyofthescrewedupclick:

  

lostcryptids:

obsessed

  

cheekedupwhiteboy:

penisgirlfriend:

energyprison:

who the fuck put a community label on my man gooper

If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

#STANDWITHGOOPER

  

pokemon-npcs:

  

predstrogen: